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Little girl keeps falling asleep in class, but her answers astonish the teacher.

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School can be a bit dull at times. I bet you’ve dozed off in classes that didn’t quite capture your interest when you were a student. For a girl named Mary Margaret, this was a frequent occurrence. Her Catholic teacher was not pleased to see her napping during lessons, so she decided to ask Mary Margaret a few questions. However, she was completely unprepared for the responses she would receive. Check out the story below,it’s sure to bring a smile to your face.

Little Mary Margaret wasn’t exactly the star pupil at her Catholic School, as she often found herself snoozing through lessons.

One day, her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was in the middle of a nap.

“Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?”


When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, “Very good” and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”

But Mary didn’t stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the rear.

“Jesus Christ!!!” shouted Mary Margaret, and the Nun once again said, “Very good,” and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question…”What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”

The nun fainted…

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