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Your mom is a real trooper if she never complained about the hardships you have given her while you are growing up. She may have lots of inspiration for complaints. She could even draw a book of illustrations about the motherhood.
01. The First Time You Breastfeed Is Unforgettable
02. You Can’t Find Peace Even When Sitting On The Toilet
03. Nothing Fits Anymore
04. Trying To Act All Put-Together When…
05. When Books Don’t Work Anymore You Try To Find Your Own Methods
06. Ahh Those Sweet Weekend Mornings When Your Child Wakes Up At 5 Am
07. Intimacy Between You And Your Partner Becomes The Exception, Not The Rule
08. You Never Imagined The Mess One Baby Could Make
09. And No One Told You The Best Toys For Your Baby Are Actually Random Everyday Items
10. They Don’t Care About Your Pain
11. Making Sure Your Child Is Protected From The Sun Is Very Important
12. You Become A Professional Juggler And Can Carry Up To 100 Items At Once
13. Potty Training Never Turns Out As Expected
14. No One Could Prepare You For The First Time Wearing A Bikini After Giving Birth
15. Feeding Your Child Leaves Both Of You Frustrated
16. You Become The Ultimate Multitasker, Constantly Juggling Between Working And Being A Mom
17. You’re Forced To Eat Broccoli Even If You Hate It, So You Set A Good Example For Your Kids
18. Any Task That Involves Reaching Your Feet Is Impossible
19. Trying To Work While Exhausted Turns Into A Daily Thing
20. You’re Always Looking For Answers In Every Book Imaginable
21. You Can Always Count On Finding Your Valuables In The Most Unexpected Places
22. You’re Feeling Like A Balloon Constantly
23. You Never Know What To Do When Your Child’s Pet Dies
24. Trying To Maintain Authority In The House Is Never Easy
25. The First Time You Have To Change Your Baby’s Diaper You Try To Read Every Book Just To Make It Easier
More info: Nathalie Jomard | instagram (h/t)
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